Dear Starbucks
Thank you for spiking my coffee with an unnatural bliss
That’s got me strung up on each cup like a desperate addict
Thank you for whipped cream and caramel
And just enough sugar to send me to hell
Thank you for an all-inclusive pass
To the once-exclusive hipster class
Thank you for taking all the dollars I paid
And giving me mermaid after mermaid
Dear Starbucks
Thank you for giving consumerism its very own rich taste